A Chance Encounter

So I'm walking along the street during our evening walk and I pass this fence with a loose board.  On the other side this dumb dog starts going off on me.  He's all like:

"Hey!  You'd better not come into my yard!  I'm gonna get out of here and come bite your head!"

Yeah.  Like I'd want in his yard!  His breath smell like he eats Ol'Roy all the time.  But the funny part was he finds this loose board. 

By that time, we were way down the sidewalk and out comes this weiner dog.  A weiner dog!  What a hoot!  He's got all this attitude and then he turns out to be just a weiner dog with little bitty legs.  I wanted to laugh but he couldn't see me yet so I turned around and started trotting towards him.  My leash was unreeling from that handle thing that TheMan holds and this weiner dog thought I was coming to get him or something. 

Man, he turned right around and took off like a rocket back to his little hole in the fence.  He went into the hole and got stuck!  Oh TheMan was laughing so hard and I'm all like:

 "OK, I'm just trying to be friendly but I guess you've not only got "little dog" syndrome, you also have no balls!" 

It was so funny!  What a weiner!

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